Dear Southern Lady,
This home gardening crap has become a big thing lately, what with First Lady Obama growing her own vegetable garden. What do you think of the new trend?
Organically Yours in Utah
Dear Utah,
Trend? Southern women have been growing their own vegetables for ages. It is a source of pride to be known for your green thumb around these parts. What other hobby allows you to revert to a childhood love of digging around in dirt without looking silly or senile? The Lady keeps her own garden…mainly because store bought tomatoes taste awful! This whole grow your own food thing goes beyond vegetables, though. Sure, those PETA people are a little crazy but when you really look into where your food comes from you can’t help but be appalled! Just do a Google search of the words “factory farming” or “meet your meat” and watch what comes up. The lady guarantees that Tyson chicken will replace the boogeyman in your nightmares.
TSL
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